Origin of Swine Flu Found!!!
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Turns out that doing body shots off of the bearded lady actually isn’t the most embarrassing way to get hammered at the carnival.
A couple guys in a brand new BMW Z4 challenge a Volkswagen Golf to a race and get obliterated.
In one way, the test was actually a smashing success…the bus smashed right over the railing and almost hurt some bystanders.
If your toddler can perform “Boots On” by Randy Houser better than the actual singer can, you ARE a redneck.