Homemade Zipline Oops!
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010This wasn’t a great idea and the faulty handle probably should have been replaced prior to the chick jumping off the 14 foot platform.

This wasn’t a great idea and the faulty handle probably should have been replaced prior to the chick jumping off the 14 foot platform.
Wow, so you’re a juggler and a unicyclist. And you can’t even do either of those right. It’s like you’ve never made a decision in life that wasn’t a fail.
The ice cream guy must have figured this kid was full after eating a mouthful of sidewalk.
Fail #1 was falling off the edge of the hot tub. Fail #2 was not searching harder for the hot tub full of women.
In this version of the game, when you get hit by the ball, you can walk, but it’s usually better to take an ambulance.
Hammer - check, make sure no one is around - check, not hit like a girl - damn.
The guys felt so bad afterward that the horse trainer had to come back around and put them out of their misery.
… And immediately his parents regretted letting him take off the helmet and harness.
I think it is fair to say that this guy doesn’t have much of a future in the squared circle.
Just like her future prospects and parents’ expectations.