Boy Shoots Himself
Thursday, August 26th, 2010After shooting himself on webcam, this kid immediately responds to a chat. He really should’ve changed his IM status to “Away” to match his brain’s status.

After shooting himself on webcam, this kid immediately responds to a chat. He really should’ve changed his IM status to “Away” to match his brain’s status.
A fat kid sits at the bottom of a slide and catches a 16lb bowling ball with his nuts.
This chick slips at the bottom of a hill and slides face first across a street.
It’s hard enough to save face when riding a Razor scooter. It’s even harder when you leave half of your face on the pavement.
This is why I take all my cinder blocks to the dry cleaners.
It probably is better that he can’t smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning brain cells.
There are no stops on this historical tour of Old Europe, except by painful accident.
What we’ve learned here is that you can’t use a douche to put out a campfire.